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    Default Just the Punch Line.

    Give a punch line that you think is funny without having to give the setup part of the joke.

    It doesn't have to be an actual punchline from a joke. It can be something you made up that sounds like it would be from a funny joke.

    If you know what joke goes to the punch line you can reply w/ it. Or if you can make up a funny joke to the punchline, give it a try.


    Here's a couple, one is from an actual joke, one is something I just made up:

    1) And the guy replies, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

    2) The little guy comes back into the bar, takes a shot and declares, "I'm not falling for that again."
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    I don't think that's cheese.
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    I'm not that creative, so I googled it.

    1) So the doctor says "there's my thermometer! Now where the heck did my pen go?"



    2) "and the husband says 'You're embarassed? I'm the one sitting here with three dinner rolls shoved up his ass!'"



    Here is the link in case anyone wants to read a lot of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UTSA Paratrooper 2004 View Post
    Give a punch line that you think is funny without having to give the setup part of the joke.

    It doesn't have to be an actual punchline from a joke. It can be something you made up that sounds like it would be from a funny joke.

    If you know what joke goes to the punch line you can reply w/ it. Or if you can make up a funny joke to the punchline, give it a try.


    Here's a couple, one is from an actual joke, one is something I just made up:

    1) And the guy replies, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

    2) The little guy comes back into the bar, takes a shot and declares, "I'm not falling for that again."
    1) lady is surprised to see man with no arms or legs show up for blind date.

    Heres the punchline to the filthiest joke I think Ive heard:

    Yeah, Ol Blue didnt wanna go either.


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    Hell no bitch! You'd have a dick in your mouth.

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    Well I dont know, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    1) lady is surprised to see man with no arms or legs show up for blind date.
    Lol. You got it.
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    "And she stepped on the ball!"


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    A couple days later, the dog walks back into the bar and says, Im looking for the man who shot my paw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UTSA Paratrooper 2004 View Post
    A couple days later, the dog walks back into the bar and says, Im looking for the man who shot my paw.
    Used to tell that one a lot.



    If hed been there 30 minutes earlier, hed have shot me in the back of the head!


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